Lord Tubbington ate all my animal crackers.
How am I racist?! We’re talking about a cat!
You’re never going to win this, you know.
But wouldn’t it be like… catist? Or… specie-ist?
1 year ago
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My Davey
What to say, what to say.
I'm a Kurt of all trades, meaning I have the talent to do whatever the hell I want in this goddamned world and there's not a person that's going to keep me from doing it.
I've got the voice of an angel, the eye of a sculptor, and the midas touch.
Basically, I'm a god.
